aneh

999: "YYY999 established ILS ZZ"
APP: "YYY999, continue approach contact Tower 999.99"
APP: "XXX123, continue heading AAA, extend downwind, one traffic on ILS ZZ, call tower 999.99"
123: "XXX123, extending downwind, 999.99, thank you"
123: "Tower, XXX123, Turning base ZZ"
999: "Hah? 999 on ILS ZZ!"
*GUBRAKS*
TCAS gak lama lagi teriak2 tuh!

Ato DumbAss7 mungkin perna kena sama yang ini:

TWR: "XXX123, are you ready for immediate take off?"
123: "Affirm, 123 ready for immediate take off"
TWR: "Thank you, XXX123, traffic behind on a Y mile final, cleared for immediate take off runway AA."
123: "Cleared for take off, XXX123"
So, pesawat dengan nyante line up... dan BERHENTI...
TWR: "XXX123, Expedite"
123: "123 expediting."
Tapi masih nyanteeeee... power up aja nggak...
TWR: "XXX123 cancel take off clearance, hold position. YYY999, go around, traffic still on the runway"
999: "YYY999 going around."
123: "XXX123 ready for immediate take off now!"
TWR: "123 hold position, traffic going around behind at 2 miles."
123: "Tower, you cleared US for IMMEDIATE TAKE OFF. Kok sekarang disuruh nunggu?"
TWR: "YYY999, can you make a 180 to the right."
999: "YYY999, OK, turning... We're ready for immediate visual turn to the finals when it's safe."
TWR: "YYY999 thank you, XXX123, runway AA cleared for take off."
123: "Cleared for take off 123".
TWR: "YYY999, when able turn at discreation, join final AA, report final"
999: "YYY999, turning now. Makasih."
TWR: "XXX123... Mas, Expedite take off kalo ada masalah bilang jangan diem aja!"
123: "Confirm cleared for take off for XXX123."
TWR: "Affirm, 123 cleared for immediate take off"
Masih anteng di runway dech si XXX123... again, didn't even power up! Si 999 dah re-join final...
999: "YYY999, on final and aaaahhh, you want us to do a 360?????"
TWR: "YYY999, Affirm. Thank you."
999: "OK, 360, YYY999..."
Tau2, si XXX123 rolling...
123: "XXX123 rolling"
YYY999 nyeleneh, "dari tadi napeeee?"

*GUBRAAAAKS*